I guess it doesn't matter what I say because now I've got that swag A joke of course don't get upset; I don't mean to boast or brag Enough already, no disclaimers, all the heavy plans are done I just want to have. some. fun. 1-2-3-4 (I guess it doesn't matter what I say 'cause now I've got that swag) I guess it doesn't matter 'cause now the cats out of the bag (A joke of course, don't get upset; I don't mean to boast or brag) A joke of course, the secrets kept; why's life gotta be a drag? (Enough already, no disclaimers, all the heavy plans are done) I like coffee I like kitties I like internet and games I like flying kites in the sun and I like running through the rain I want the energy again I want it all, I've gotta run ([I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN!]) (JUST HAVE SOME FUN!!!) Have you ever stepped outside on a day like any other Where you're just not feeling it "Oh why bother!?" Well I'll tell ya, it's a three step program to joy Let me lay it out, simple rules to employ: One: Just ENJOY! Everything will get better Remember: You're amazing, funny, and clever Two: Be YOURSELF! There's no need for emulation You ain't no crab so there's no clause for imitation Three: You've just gotta BE! Be there, be strong, beat the odds you see Be beast, the bee's knees, beastiality Like fuck you dawg, I be K-I-N-G! These steps are few and far between But follow 'em and you'll never be beneath Any obstacle, we're gonna rock it yo Like an explosive, oh stop it, bro Let me tell you why I spell it out, it seems so very obvious But life can be strangely deceptive and cruel like Uncle Claudius And oddly it's the stunning sort that fall and wedge themselves in the cracks We all just need to take a break, just chill a second, it's cool, relax! We're stressing out but we don't need to add on any extra weight The reps we did, the work put in, we're in mentally perplexing shape Don't vex the wait, don't hex the state of endless fate, we're going far It's fine to have some fun from time to time because you ARE the star Of your own life Tonight's your night Just have some fun

Good morning world, steppin' out my dreams Did no good again, I'm restless as these music sheets No breaks, no stops, no moment of silence The reason I can't slow down is I'm afraid of confinement So the work doesn't get done because I've gotta get out These walls are imprisonment, not what I'm about I got my doubts... yes, but who doesn't!? The difference is I don't tend to keep 'em in abundance So what... You didn't like the way I spit it? Didn't dig the way I'd kick it? Wouldn't hear it, wouldn't permit it? Well kid let's see who did it, cause let's back up just a minute I thought if you want to win it first you have to be up in it And you're not. These chronicles are ridic- You lust towards my rhymes like spinach Like you'd grow strong once you had bit it So shit, it's not like I grow weary of your bitchin' But if you're snitchin' like it's Quidditch in your interest to just quit it Good luck, World! Here I come, here I come Good luck, World! Here I come, here I come I used to have it figured out Had the world all figured out Everything, everywhere, knew what it was all about But I don't know everything And that's all that I need to know Good luck, World! I'm ready now to sit back and enjoy the show Good evening world, steppin' out my job Did no good again, I'm still schemin' banks to rob Because I can sell all of my time at two places of employment But without the time or money I cannot afford enjoyment So there's the rub, should I sacrifice my sanity For vanity 'gainst travesty? A thought borne of calamity And actually the amity between me and humanity Is gaining perverse gravity; lately they grant me amnesty! So when I drop tragedies laden within the baddest beats They look the other way lest I would give their eardrums cavities! Not trying to turn a profit, though I know that poverty sells Which is why I'm still just as broke as the Liberty Bell Good luck, World! Here I come, here I come Good luck, World! Here I come, here I come [x2] Good night world, steppin' out my head Did no good again, still one day closer to being dead This mortality has no morals, I'm not condoning it Just saying if god exists he has a funny way of showing it Existential humanist, nihilistic solipsist Life and death are what we know to exist But can't we just agree that there is something in between!? I'm not concerned with special features or a peek behind the scenes I'm just saying, let's give the notion traction That maybe, JUST MAYBE we as humans could take action Towards a world more grounded in the present, we could make it last And as much as I like the future you seem rooted to the past So let's compromise the theories of destruction We can set it all aside, I'm just weary of your gumption Between love and hate, between life and death We all just kinda forgot to acknowledge all of the rest (I'm so tired) Good luck, World! Here I come, here I come Good luck, World! Here I come, here I come [x2]

We got a Facebook relationship She likes me, I like her pics I can't logoff, I cannot quit My Facebook relationship We got a Facebook relationship I like her, she likes my pics Status update: So legit My Facebook relationship [x2] I heard StarF's never written a happy song about a girl, challenge accepted 'Cause I met a girl who keeps me in a great mood, while I'm connected So what to do?! Oh woe is me?! Not today, in fact not sad to say For once I can create music with inspiration in a different way Easy to see why, she makes me smile I think I'll stay and chat awhile About everything under the sun Just joking around and having fun Being immature and maybe dumb Exchanging quips and silly puns Making each other completely done Until life intrudes and we gotta run So tell me tell me have you ever had this experience? Waiting up late just to chat some more, I'm serious! Girl I like your posts, your statuses, and better yet How about we hang out some time? On the internet So tell me tell me how stable is your connection? Are you down to stay up for some late-night affection? Girl I like your posts, your statuses, and I'm not done My heart skips a beat when I see that: Inbox (1) We got a Facebook relationship She likes me, I like her pics I can't logoff, I cannot quit My Facebook relationship We got a Facebook relationship I like her, she likes my pics Status update: So legit My Facebook relationship [x2] They say that it's not right, they say that it's not healthy 'Cause we're sitting up at 4AM exchanging selfies And they can hate all they like, to me that'd be just fine 'Cause we're sitting up listening to albums at the same time You and me we go together, I'm thinking that this mixtures bliss 3AM flirt life tonight, can you profile picture it? All I'm saying is that you're the one for who I'd stay up late Girl tell me are you one of my own status updates?! ('Cause I like you) We got a Facebook relationship She likes me, I like her pics I can't logoff, I cannot quit My Facebook relationship We got a Facebook relationship I like her, she likes my pics Status update: So legit My Facebook relationship [x2]

Am I pandering now, or trying to hard? It's hard to tell but of course that's par A star like Chris don't like songs like this Some noob, no hits, I tried, I missed But shit, it's not like that matters The industry's a game of Chutes And Ladders And I never much liked that game My life, Candyland, much more lame But easy, sweet, and often carded I tend to write songs that are dubbed retarded But I'm having fun so it can't be wrong Might be why Chris has never heard this song Oh well, I guess that's alright To cite a reason I'm not thought as tight: I'll never get a chance to speak on The Nerdist Chris Hardwick has never heard this song! But maybe, just maybe if this song goes viral- No, wait, NOW I'm pandering; downward spiral Let me back up just a bit, take it down a notch I'm just a fan, I just like to watch The Nerdist show up on the BBC And download the podcasts via mp3 And read the book The Nerdist Way For me hostfulls are preffered, okay? Look I'd just like to say thanks to you I'm rising up nerdcore ranks (It's true!) You keep me entertained and motivated A piece in the music that I've created And it's kinda silly, you'll never know Or hear, so I should take it slow You inspire and give my songs more purpose And yet Chris, you have never heard this song! So why don't I believe you'll hear this letter? Well for one it could have been written better For two, Mr. Hardwick you're much too active For someone like me, it's cool, in fact it's Completely fine, I'm not even mad Though I'll admit it makes me a little sad To say, but that's how it goes, huh? None of you have heard this, not even Jonah! Because hey, you can't find this song on Bing And I can hardly rap, definitely can't sing What about effort? I gave that, true (Matt hasn't heard 'cause I'm not Dave Matthews) All in all the moral of the story's simple Keep your head up high even if you're little You may not be big but you're not worthless Even my role models have never heard this song!

So I heard you want a nerdcore album, fine We can take it there if you prefer that kind Of music, fuse it - polymerization Purple holographic foil bitch; AMAZING. I'm just super sayin', there doesn't gotta be a reason I'm on fire, so fly, but I run more than one season Believe in it, scientific, paneled gray walls Atlas shrugged, bring it down; Gravity Falls I'm still alive though, and I've got my companion Not a cube; I run through space and time always travelin' Save where I'm needed, need to find a place to save Don't feed the pirahna plants; Brawndo is what they crave I got fragged again! Smeg this frakkin' lag But I'll have to be more tolerant; or so implies my pony swag The references disconnect during these venturesome rhymes WHATEVER! BMO me up Scotty, it's Adventure Time! I get that I'm a little strange, it's funny how they might react What'd you expect? I grew up watching David Firth and Cyriak The internet taught me well, I discovered new grounds To stomp in and I was hooked after I'd played a few rounds It went StarCraft clan loyalty, FOREVER LOST MINIONS Now I'm reppin' SCR! (But not at the cost of origins) It's all a part of who I am, just call me the Megazord I used to own a SNES but I admit I played my Sega more That's just my genesis, I had to destroy my nemesis Stubborn determination was embedded early in the midst Act like I'm not a nerd because my music doesn't reflect it I'm a pillar of nerd culture, and you'll damn well respect it Sorry to burst your bubble but do I need to be less subtle?! Like I. WATCH. DOCTOR WHO. I WATCH DOCTOR WHO! I WATCH DOCTOR WHO! (SO WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, WE DO TOO!) So really truly now, here's your question for an extra life 100 coins or rings or things to keep track of your points So get ready, keep it steady... Oh you've got to be kidding me It's simple to hit the mark when you're weilding Infinity From Pallet Town to Firestone, I'm keeping it within my blood I'll 86 the sux0rs, hammer the locusts, and destroy the flood I'm too DeWitt to quit, my plasmids will make your jaw drop I keep my kittens and ninja stars in check thanks to Mr. Sean Plott And if an endings what you wanted then an ending you shall get My futures on the radio with a private jet, I'm set Locked and loaded, two smoking barrels ready to be snatched I mean I'm already this good at the age of 23, what's the catch? Tell me that this is enough, you've GOTTA give me something Oh and fair warning the ending of this song is coming up abruptly To make my point really fast without being too wordy Fuck what you thought; I keep it nerdy

This is the way I get around, from here to there This is the way I get down, don't leer, just stare This is the way I get around, don't need no passport This is the way I get down, it's my mode of transport It's a hop skip and a jump from my destination But I gotta rip it up in a stylish demonstration The way I travel leaves 'em stunned, I'm going the hardest Arriving fashionably late just for fun, showing in my TARDIS That's right I travel trough time and space, you know my identity I comandeered a ship and thereby gained me some Serenity Board derelict vessels to settle long dead scores Now I'm launched out in Starbug from the Red Dwarf And I'm plotting a course, of course I've got the style Launching out on rainbow road; go-kart for miles Single file ain't no thang when you play in four dimensions I built this Enterprise and I've figured your intensions At mention of my craft realize your talks all prattle, loser Jim Raynor's by my side, Hyperion, can't board my battlecruiser! Warning written in the clouds, just check the sky banner Single-handedly take you all out; Einhander This is the way I get around, from here to there This is the way I get down, don't leer; just stare This is the way I get around, don't need no passport This is the way I get down, it's my mode of transport But it can't all be up in the air, stop looking to the sky, huh? I rip up the terra, sporting fastest speeds on the gaia Every vehicle souped up; number one mod chaser Neon lighting, so exciting, all up in my pod racer Squad eraser; battle mechs, goliaths and seige tanks Observe noise laws? Nothing can quiet me, thanks! But it's not all destruction, I've got me a bitchin' light-cycle And a portal gun too! Interspatial holes, Right, I go Anywhere, anytime, I can't make my mind up, shoot That's alright I think I'll bounce around in a wind-up boot It's kinda moot to think you could beat me in the REDLINE. I'll leave you in the dust, ha-ha-ha, MACH FIVE! Talk derives from the cockiness gained from foes battle fear Even without mechanics I take em down with Shadowmere Do you catch my drift? I'll burn rubber in Paradise City Compared to my repertoire your silly ride is lookin' shitty This is the way I get around, from here to there This is the way I get down, don't leer; just stare This is the way I get around, don't need no passport This is the way I get down, it's my mode of transport My taxi's pretty crazy, I'm beating time limits Destination's up ahead, dropping people off in it Any contest, I'll win it, man, I gotta go fast I'm a unicycle racer and you're 'bout to get trashed Better step upon the gas, now you're under attack boy Swingin' from a grappling hook, I'll kick you in the Sackboy Cruisin' round Pandora yellin' "CATCH A RIIIDE!" Cannon travel's pretty cheap, so go on and slip inside Or glide upon a dragon, high above the land FUS ROH DUH, BITCH, I'M NEVER GONNA LAND I don't think you understand, I'm too lazy to walk So beam me up, mother fucker, you can call me Spock Or I'll go down, down, down in a bathysphere My Atari tank makes sure my path is clear Take a good look around as the story unravels Or fuck it...I'll just use fast travel

Are you ready for a dickpunch, muthafucka?! (I'M BACK) Are you ready for a dickpunch, muthafucka!? (RIGHT TO THE SACK) GET READY FOR A DICKPUNCH, MUTHAFUCKA! NOW HAVE YOU LEARNED? IT'S DICKPUNCHER TWO THE DICKPUNCH RETURNS He knows no equal, the sequel to everyone's nightmare A menace to the penis, he doesn't care to fight fair You'd better not watch your back, he's coming for the front This is one villain you would regret to confront Now let's be blunt, you need to run while you still can He's wearing barbed wire gloves and has a wicked plan To take you down a notch or two, make you less of a man By slamming fists to crotch and you don't understand Why it's happening, this reckoning of your one-eyed worm He blinded it with violence, how will you ever come to terms You won't. So watch it, his madness knows no bounds When the screaming turns to squealing you know he's on the prowl You best invest in a cup if you don't want to get fucked up But don't be surprised if that cup is soon filled with punch And the icecubes melt; his brass buckles brandished Your cockmeat the filling of this sadistic knuckle sandwich Serial shaft slammer, dropping fists upon your hammer You gasp and stammer amongst the calamity and clamor The insanity and banner raised up high proclaims what to do: RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN; THIS IS DICKPUNCHER TWO! It's dickpuncher two! (The dickpunch returns) Dickpuncher two! (Some people never learn) Dickpuncher two! (The dickpunch returns!) Some men just want to watch the world burn Dickpuncher two.

Look at me!!! (x8) I'm takin' selfies! I'm takin' selfies! How good am I lookin'?! Tell me! Tell me! Narcissism ain't all that healthy Self-worth through the roof oh I'm so wealthy [x2] It goes snap it, inspect it Red-eye detect it Photo-correct it Upload it, project it! [x4] I'm lookin' good today, ooh so fine I'll take the opportunity; make the moment mine Gonna make it shine, gonna take it off kilter And edit the picture with a hipster filter Gray-scale? Artsy. I think I'll stick with sepia Plaster the results on all my favorite social media! Do you like it?!? Will you share it!?! If not I'll grin and bear it because I don't even care it's My favorite pass-time on the net, don't forget I don't regret looking good (Even though I used edits) Haven't seen me since yesterday, so here's a small smattering Don't mind the granulation, this webcams none to flattering It's a gathering of everyone to see my face, look Don't tell me to stop, that's why it's CALLED Facebook Instagram was made for instant gratification And Gifyo's got your back if you want a moving creation So come with me and indulge, let's all do it quick! Don't concern yourself with backlash just take another pic! You can upload it fast, and I'm sure you're looking fine But I missed it because I was too busy reflecting on mine DAMN. I look nice. I think you'd have to agree Every side is my good side, here's four more pics to prove it, see?! I'm an arrogant narcissist? Hah, clearly though But it's the middle of the night again, oh here we go! I'm takin' selfies! I'm takin' selfies! How good am I lookin'?! Tell me! Tell me! Narcissism ain't all that healthy Self-worth through the roof oh I'm so wealthy [x2] It goes snap it, inspect it Red-eye detect it Photo-correct it Upload it, project it! [x4] I'm feeling great (Look at me) I'm up too late (Look at me) New haircut (Look at me!) You can stare, just (Look at me!) From one side (Look at me!) To the other (LOOK AT ME!) Like my pics! (LOOK AT ME!) LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! ANOTHER SELFIE! Don't tell me it's out of control! I removed the stigma! I mean I know the selfies album's getting kinda big, huh Huh... I mean I guess it's not really TOO big Shit the selfies folder on my harddrive is ONLY two gigs So there's always room for more! Always room for me! And besides I just got a new shirt I know you'll want to see So the moral of the story... hold on I've gotta take a quick pic Tell me how I look tonight! Here it goes! Click click I'm takin' selfies! I'm takin' selfies! How good am I lookin'?! Tell me! Tell me! Narcissism ain't all that healthy Self-worth through the roof oh I'm so wealthy [x2] It goes snap it, inspect it Red-eye detect it Photo-correct it Upload it, project it! [x4]

Mattari: Do you find your dance moves to be quite weak Well I'll let you take a peek at a little technique I invented while I was drunk on my own wedding night Impossible to screw it up, I know that you can get it right Designed for those who display no skill While they're on the dance floor, so instead they stand still Relax and just chill! Soon you're gonna be a star If you follow these steps next time you're in the bar It's really not hard, you've got to believe me If StarF and I can do it then it's GOT to be easy Everybody ready? Okay then, let's begin Stand with your arms out like you're a penguin Now flail your arms around and lean to the left side Keep shaking 'em around and switch over to your right Don't stop, you're looking hot, and all your friends are so impressed! I wish that I could teach you more, but I most confess Chorus: This is my dance move, it's the only move I know (x4) StarF: I hope I'm not too tardy, StarF came to crash the party They askin' if I dance often? Dance well? Hardly I'm starting to regret the decision to appear I'm sporting a thin veneer but my embarrassment is clear So before they get to sneerin' I bump the DJ for a banger Then I flip it on the dancefloor to their evergrowing anger But before they can escort me quickly from their gathering I get to dancing on the beat and now my moves are dazzling The spasming, the flailing, it's anything but failing It may be all that I've got, but this new styles prevailing Entrancement with the dance hit, and they begin to copy I was an intruder abruptly but now they don't want to stop me I gain respect, they genuflect as I shake and rattle The ultimate fatality to any challenging dance battle They asking why I can't dance, telling me to prove it so Just so happens that I can but this is the only move I know! Mattari: This sure does beat standing with your arms crossed We're grooving so hard that we're looking embossed Don't like it, your loss, we don't need your kind These are the dance moves that could blow your mind StarF: And I know you'll find it neat, don't barely gotta move your feet Just shake it back and forth with minimal effort on the beat We got the moves that are gonna leave you pantsless Or at least beat the trousers off those other dances! Both: (We could Gangnam Style) but we don't have a horse! Of course every day we're shuffling (no now it's getting worse) (Let's crank dat Soulja Boy) stop, just clear the floor How about the Carlton (nobody does that anymore!) (I'd suggest the stanky leg but that dance is ugly) I've got an idea but noone taught me how to dougie None of this is twerkin' (Let's do the harlem shake!) Nah, let's stick to what we know, I think this was a mistake

Everyone grab your Portal Shoes! Because you know it's time to move From orange to blue; from left to right We're gonna have some fun tonight! Grab a weighted supercube Set down on button, opens tubes Repulsion gel spills on the floor So bounce and spin and bounce some more! Open the door, unlock the stages Aperture history, turn the pages Don't go too slow, learn of the past That orange gel slick got you movin' fast So move your feet, and jump up high Long Fall Boots mean you won't die So much for life, so much more to do! But tonight we dance with orange and blue Tonights a night not to be normal Party like we've gone immortal Nothing formal, oblong circles Now you're dancing with portals! (x4) [So much so much more to do Preoccupied with orange and blue Life too short not to take a chance So watch me do my portal dance] [x2] [4 BAR DANCE BREAK!] If you're in the back and resting Get up now, it's time for testing Whirl and twirl like a tornado No excuses, except for potatoes Move your feet, just face the rhythm Block the beams or place the prism Suspend your shame in gravity well Just have fun and give 'em hell! Take after Chell and dive head first I mean after all it could be worse To have a chance, the ability To have this dance in the facility Shake it faster, keep it rockin' Spasms like it's neurotoxin Before your life begins to fade Blow up the spot like a lemon grenade Like a turrets shooting at your feet Or a rat man trying to be discrete You gotta move and do it faster Or this could end in a disaster So much for life, so much more to do! But tonight we dance with orange and blue Had enough of your defiance JUMP UP NOW, DO IT FOR SCIENCE Tonight's a night not to be normal Party like we've gone immortal Nothing formal, oblong circles Now you're dancing with portals! (x4) [So much so much more to do Preoccupied with orange and blue Life too short not to take a chance So watch me do my portal dance] [x2]

It goes toaster, oven, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Microwave, iron, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Refrigerator, bathtub, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Silverware, travel mug, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Front door, back door, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Carpet, tile floor, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! The hot tub water, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Even my own daughter, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! I'm a sim, I have a way with life Or at least I have a clever way to end it, right Accident prone everywhere that I go Unintended arsonist, accidental pyro Oh did you set me up with a home that I can live in? I'll make the most of it with the tools that I've been given But if you let me get near an appliance in the kitchen You best not leave your seat or it's instant ignition I'm a sim, I live in computer hell And I'll make sure the temperature matches my feelings well A diamond above my head, soon to be reading red A thermometer by any other name, now we're all dead! It goes toaster, oven, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Microwave, iron, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Refrigerator, bathtub, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Silverware, travel mug, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Front door, back door, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Carpet, tile floor, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! The hot tub water, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Even my own daughter, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Oh did you build this house? Did you enjoy your time? Well congratulations now I'm a victim by your own design You're the one who brought this, I don't want to hear bitchin' If you can't stand the heat... I'm a sim, and I'll always find a way Not an electrical outlet in the house? Yeah, that's okay It's beyond my explanation, a transcendent ability Oh please great creator don't leave me, you're killing me! It's just something so appealing about the warmth of fire A passion coded into me that embedded this desire The way I feel about it, I'm a lover, not a fighter Now kindly look away as I pull out this lighter... [SCREAMING INTENSIFIES] I'm a sim, no, let's go a little deeper Today I had a fateful run-in with the grim reaper He asked me a question, why I would want to end it Because on anonymous gods I don't want to be dependent! Who would put me in this place! I want to sit and cower I hate these damn hedges so I went took back the power I did the impossible, set fire to the shower! The car pool will arrive in one hour NO! It goes toaster, oven, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Microwave, iron, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Refrigerator, bathtub, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Silverware, travel mug, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Front door, back door, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Carpet, tile floor, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! The hot tub water, EVERYTHING ON FIRE! Even my own daughter, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!

I'VE GOT MY DICK STICKIN' OUT MY SUNROOF LIKE A PERISCOPE! Like a periscope Like a like a periscope! GOT MY DICK STICKIN' OUT MY SUNROOF LIKE A PERISCOPE! Like a periscope Like a like a periscope! Rollin' down the street (SWAG!), lookin' for a ride Not the kind that I'm driving - the kind I can get inside Like do ya catch my drift? 'Cause soon she'll be catchin' mine Pull up to the corner like "Damn bitch, you're fine!" She replies "uh what?" - I continue all the same "Girl with a periscope like mine you don't NEED any game!" "Periscope?" she asks, and I tell her it's my dick Now get into my car so I can teach you to drive stick! It's a nice summer day, girls are out in their bikinis When they see me drivin' by they're checkin' out my weenie Yes I know it's big girl, but don't be squeemish It's rare to meet a man with a 40 INCH PENIS! Use my dick like a grappling hook: CLIMB WALLS! You think that's impressive you should see my balls Girl I'll be going down on you like a submarine Don't worry baby girl I keeps my periscope clean [HOOK] I respect my bitches, that's why I call them bitches You can find me in the supermarket pulling bait and switches With the ladies, then they pay me, but this isn't prostitution Strictly charity - my periscope is the solution Elocution is my excellence (what), then they see my reverence (WHAT) FUCK all those big words; my periscope beats out intelligence! It's all I need when I'm rolling down the street My periscope is elite, it's so hard to beat! (you get it??) My periscope hangs out, I've got no shame It's my claim to fame, and your pussys my aim Yes I know that's rather vulgar but just you wait It takes ten girls to help me masturbate! Girl your small titties don't interest me But I'll still teach you about the logging industry Better whip out your umbrella, I be raining on them bitches Then I slap their ass and yell "Bitch do my dishes!" [hook]

It's strange our troubles have only just begun I'm not hiding, I'm just busy, yo I've gotta run And if I die tonight I'll just be glad I'm done It's unfortunate to leave but at least I had some fun Oops! I took life serious a moment Life imitates art imitates life don't it? If it's time for imitation I'll bring some variation Tower built on trepidation; I need more ventilation Open the windows, let's all get some fresh air We can revel in the future if life's less fair Because the past has been pursuing us but we shouldn't care Second amendment to life: These arms were too much to bare So barely armed with bare armies, my fleet an armada The firepower black powder in the spire, so I gotta Put in all this extra work just to have a blast But that's okay because when I do it was a thing of the past And what I'm getting at, the metaphors too deep for my lungs I said I wanted a breath of fresh air, not deep stupid puns So let's break it down to basics and just face it, we're alive! We may as well make the most of that as long as we can survive It's strange our troubles have only just begun I'm not hiding, I'm just busy, yo I've gotta run And if I die tonight I'll just be glad I'm done It's unfortunate to leave but at least I had some fun I was not living to the fullest, my extent was overbalanced No matter which way I would pull it I just couldn't tip the chalice And the malice mixed with spite in a drink I slammed too quickly So I was acting quite the asshole and the next morning I was sickly Which I regretted so I got bitter at a rapid rate, so scary I was picking up the pieces of a former life heavy to carry When I was the one shattering the premise of a once beautiful story Finding that when I read it back my own musings often bore me So I go go, get up, get gone I was asleep at the wheel, I was driving all along And there's a moment where it's terrifying to take hold of the wheel But you feel oh so slightly rested and ready to make a deal With yourself, it happens fast, and you swear it's the last time And we all laugh at our stupid selves for tricking our own minds But it's all good because if that's what it takes I'll be there when I'm done We're all so focused, too serious, it's time to have some fun! It's strange our troubles have only just begun I'm not hiding, I'm just busy, yo I've gotta run And if I die tonight I'll just be glad I'm done It's unfortunate to leave but at least I had some fun

Everything is lookin' aces bro I stacked the deck a long time ago Part time cartographer, but how can I complete my mission if I'm still too afraid to navigate the globe? Oh. Bring it on, show me struggle, instability And in return I'll show you bloody pools of poetry It's not a metaphor, this art is really killing me But I'll admit it I'm addicted and I know it see Will you offer me a good juxtaposition? Or just hunger for a new deluxe edition? Your life is a location I'd like to visit but if I miss it I swear it's the next stop on my mission I'm perfect imperfect ampersand I'm okay I didn't ask for these accusations with which I'll do away I gave it my everything well what else can I say? I'm perfect imperfect but not enough for you to stay I'll give this everything... stop. I'll give it everything and not enough After a long night of emptying your feelings out it becomes remarkably easy to go out and pretend you're tough And we've all got it rough, so maybe you should give it up Or maybe we've got it rough and that means we should live it up I scouted locations for a favorable vacation as it slowly became harder for me to give a fuck So now I'm out of luck, but it's all aces kid I haven't accomplished half as much as these places did And so I map them out, I pull strings just to travel Maybe that's why the world around me has unraveled And I should put it back together, but that is not my function I'm just a kid with a knack for self deconstruction When they examined me they found the cons removed, so to the world I look a pro at self destruction I'm perfect imperfect ampersand I'm okay I didn't ask for these accusations with which I'll do away I gave it my everything well what else can I say? I'm perfect imperfect but not enough for you to stay Yeah I'm just an amateur cartographer I've written stories down for miles And when I return home from my journey and they ask of the most beautiful sight I've seen I'll tell them of your smile Saying that I'm an amateur cartographer It's a nice way to say I don't know where I'm going But where's the beauty in a sure shot, I'm comfortable not knowing I'm perfect imperfect ampersand I'm okay I didn't ask for these accusations with which I'll do away I gave it my everything well what else can I say? I'm perfect imperfect but not enough for you to stay