Have Some Fun!

by StarF

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StarF has returned with another batch of eclectic music, this time focused on only one thing: Having fun!

Don’t get it twisted – This is not a start to finish party album or anything like that. There’s some goofy and hilarious activity going on for sure, but StarF’s trademark poetics about the most heart-tugging moments are still in here. However, the general attitude is to just let stuff slide off and just continue your life, keep moving, keep looking forward to the fun times.

As per the usual affair, StarF doesn’t stick with any one theme or subject. In this release, his lack of an attention span will provide you with tracks about online relationships, Chris Hardwick, a dick punching madman, selfies, dancing, science, the Sims, and… well… large penises. Have fun, y’all!

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released June 24, 2014

Lyrics by StarF, except guest verses provided by Mattari 2600
Album art by Gullacass
Instrumentals stolen from around the web

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Track Name: Your Turn
I guess it doesn't matter what I say because now I've got that swag
A joke of course don't get upset; I don't mean to boast or brag
Enough already, no disclaimers, all the heavy plans are done
I just want to have. some. fun.
1-2-3-4
(I guess it doesn't matter what I say 'cause now I've got that swag)
I guess it doesn't matter 'cause now the cats out of the bag
(A joke of course, don't get upset; I don't mean to boast or brag)
A joke of course, the secrets kept; why's life gotta be a drag?
(Enough already, no disclaimers, all the heavy plans are done)
I like coffee I like kitties I like internet and games
I like flying kites in the sun and I like running through the rain
I want the energy again I want it all, I've gotta run
([I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN!])
(JUST HAVE SOME FUN!!!)
Have you ever stepped outside on a day like any other
Where you're just not feeling it "Oh why bother!?"
Well I'll tell ya, it's a three step program to joy
Let me lay it out, simple rules to employ:
One: Just ENJOY! Everything will get better
Remember: You're amazing, funny, and clever
Two: Be YOURSELF! There's no need for emulation
You ain't no crab so there's no clause for imitation
Three: You've just gotta BE!
Be there, be strong, beat the odds you see
Be beast, the bee's knees, beastiality
Like fuck you dawg, I be K-I-N-G!
These steps are few and far between
But follow 'em and you'll never be beneath
Any obstacle, we're gonna rock it yo
Like an explosive, oh stop it, bro
Let me tell you why I spell it out, it seems so very obvious
But life can be strangely deceptive and cruel like Uncle Claudius
And oddly it's the stunning sort that fall and wedge themselves in the cracks
We all just need to take a break, just chill a second, it's cool, relax!

We're stressing out but we don't need to add on any extra weight
The reps we did, the work put in, we're in mentally perplexing shape
Don't vex the wait, don't hex the state of endless fate, we're going far
It's fine to have some fun from time to time because you ARE the star
Of your own life
Tonight's your night
Just have some fun
Track Name: Good Luck, World!
Good morning world, steppin' out my dreams
Did no good again, I'm restless as these music sheets
No breaks, no stops, no moment of silence
The reason I can't slow down is I'm afraid of confinement
So the work doesn't get done because I've gotta get out
These walls are imprisonment, not what I'm about
I got my doubts... yes, but who doesn't!?
The difference is I don't tend to keep 'em in abundance
So what... You didn't like the way I spit it?
Didn't dig the way I'd kick it? Wouldn't hear it, wouldn't permit it?
Well kid let's see who did it, cause let's back up just a minute
I thought if you want to win it first you have to be up in it
And you're not. These chronicles are ridic-
You lust towards my rhymes like spinach
Like you'd grow strong once you had bit it
So shit, it's not like I grow weary of your bitchin'
But if you're snitchin' like it's Quidditch in your interest to just quit it
Good luck, World!
Here I come, here I come
Good luck, World!
Here I come, here I come
I used to have it figured out
Had the world all figured out
Everything, everywhere, knew what it was all about
But I don't know everything
And that's all that I need to know
Good luck, World! I'm ready now to sit back and enjoy the show
Good evening world, steppin' out my job
Did no good again, I'm still schemin' banks to rob
Because I can sell all of my time at two places of employment
But without the time or money I cannot afford enjoyment
So there's the rub, should I sacrifice my sanity
For vanity 'gainst travesty? A thought borne of calamity
And actually the amity between me and humanity
Is gaining perverse gravity; lately they grant me amnesty!
So when I drop tragedies laden within the baddest beats
They look the other way lest I would give their eardrums cavities!
Not trying to turn a profit, though I know that poverty sells
Which is why I'm still just as broke as the Liberty Bell
Good luck, World!
Here I come, here I come
Good luck, World!
Here I come, here I come [x2]
Good night world, steppin' out my head
Did no good again, still one day closer to being dead
This mortality has no morals, I'm not condoning it
Just saying if god exists he has a funny way of showing it
Existential humanist, nihilistic solipsist
Life and death are what we know to exist
But can't we just agree that there is something in between!?
I'm not concerned with special features or a peek behind the scenes
I'm just saying, let's give the notion traction
That maybe, JUST MAYBE we as humans could take action
Towards a world more grounded in the present, we could make it last
And as much as I like the future you seem rooted to the past
So let's compromise the theories of destruction
We can set it all aside, I'm just weary of your gumption
Between love and hate, between life and death
We all just kinda forgot to acknowledge all of the rest
(I'm so tired)
Good luck, World!
Here I come, here I come
Good luck, World!
Here I come, here I come [x2]
Track Name: Inbox (1)
We got a Facebook relationship
She likes me, I like her pics
I can't logoff, I cannot quit
My Facebook relationship
We got a Facebook relationship
I like her, she likes my pics
Status update: So legit
My Facebook relationship
[x2]
I heard StarF's never written a happy song about a girl, challenge accepted
'Cause I met a girl who keeps me in a great mood, while I'm connected
So what to do?! Oh woe is me?! Not today, in fact not sad to say
For once I can create music with inspiration in a different way
Easy to see why, she makes me smile
I think I'll stay and chat awhile
About everything under the sun
Just joking around and having fun
Being immature and maybe dumb
Exchanging quips and silly puns
Making each other completely done
Until life intrudes and we gotta run
So tell me tell me have you ever had this experience?
Waiting up late just to chat some more, I'm serious!
Girl I like your posts, your statuses, and better yet
How about we hang out some time? On the internet
So tell me tell me how stable is your connection?
Are you down to stay up for some late-night affection?
Girl I like your posts, your statuses, and I'm not done
My heart skips a beat when I see that: Inbox (1)
We got a Facebook relationship
She likes me, I like her pics
I can't logoff, I cannot quit
My Facebook relationship
We got a Facebook relationship
I like her, she likes my pics
Status update: So legit
My Facebook relationship
[x2]
They say that it's not right, they say that it's not healthy
'Cause we're sitting up at 4AM exchanging selfies
And they can hate all they like, to me that'd be just fine
'Cause we're sitting up listening to albums at the same time
You and me we go together, I'm thinking that this mixtures bliss
3AM flirt life tonight, can you profile picture it?
All I'm saying is that you're the one for who I'd stay up late
Girl tell me are you one of my own status updates?! ('Cause I like you)
We got a Facebook relationship
She likes me, I like her pics
I can't logoff, I cannot quit
My Facebook relationship
We got a Facebook relationship
I like her, she likes my pics
Status update: So legit
My Facebook relationship
[x2]
Track Name: Chris Hardwick Has Never Heard This Song
Am I pandering now, or trying to hard?
It's hard to tell but of course that's par
A star like Chris don't like songs like this
Some noob, no hits, I tried, I missed
But shit, it's not like that matters
The industry's a game of Chutes And Ladders
And I never much liked that game
My life, Candyland, much more lame
But easy, sweet, and often carded
I tend to write songs that are dubbed retarded
But I'm having fun so it can't be wrong
Might be why Chris has never heard this song
Oh well, I guess that's alright
To cite a reason I'm not thought as tight:
I'll never get a chance to speak on The Nerdist
Chris Hardwick has never heard this song!

But maybe, just maybe if this song goes viral-
No, wait, NOW I'm pandering; downward spiral
Let me back up just a bit, take it down a notch
I'm just a fan, I just like to watch
The Nerdist show up on the BBC
And download the podcasts via mp3
And read the book The Nerdist Way
For me hostfulls are preffered, okay?
Look I'd just like to say thanks to you
I'm rising up nerdcore ranks (It's true!)
You keep me entertained and motivated
A piece in the music that I've created
And it's kinda silly, you'll never know
Or hear, so I should take it slow
You inspire and give my songs more purpose
And yet Chris, you have never heard this song!

So why don't I believe you'll hear this letter?
Well for one it could have been written better
For two, Mr. Hardwick you're much too active
For someone like me, it's cool, in fact it's
Completely fine, I'm not even mad
Though I'll admit it makes me a little sad
To say, but that's how it goes, huh?
None of you have heard this, not even Jonah!
Because hey, you can't find this song on Bing
And I can hardly rap, definitely can't sing
What about effort? I gave that, true
(Matt hasn't heard 'cause I'm not Dave Matthews)
All in all the moral of the story's simple
Keep your head up high even if you're little
You may not be big but you're not worthless
Even my role models have never heard this song!
Track Name: Are You Really Going To Let Me Get Away With This?
So I heard you want a nerdcore album, fine
We can take it there if you prefer that kind
Of music, fuse it - polymerization
Purple holographic foil bitch; AMAZING.
I'm just super sayin', there doesn't gotta be a reason
I'm on fire, so fly, but I run more than one season
Believe in it, scientific, paneled gray walls
Atlas shrugged, bring it down; Gravity Falls
I'm still alive though, and I've got my companion
Not a cube; I run through space and time always travelin'
Save where I'm needed, need to find a place to save
Don't feed the pirahna plants; Brawndo is what they crave
I got fragged again! Smeg this frakkin' lag
But I'll have to be more tolerant; or so implies my pony swag
The references disconnect during these venturesome rhymes
WHATEVER! BMO me up Scotty, it's Adventure Time!
I get that I'm a little strange, it's funny how they might react
What'd you expect? I grew up watching David Firth and Cyriak
The internet taught me well, I discovered new grounds
To stomp in and I was hooked after I'd played a few rounds
It went StarCraft clan loyalty, FOREVER LOST MINIONS
Now I'm reppin' SCR! (But not at the cost of origins)
It's all a part of who I am, just call me the Megazord
I used to own a SNES but I admit I played my Sega more
That's just my genesis, I had to destroy my nemesis
Stubborn determination was embedded early in the midst
Act like I'm not a nerd because my music doesn't reflect it
I'm a pillar of nerd culture, and you'll damn well respect it
Sorry to burst your bubble but do I need to be less subtle?!
Like I. WATCH. DOCTOR WHO.
I WATCH DOCTOR WHO!
I WATCH DOCTOR WHO!
(SO WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, WE DO TOO!)
So really truly now, here's your question for an extra life
100 coins or rings or things to keep track of your points
So get ready, keep it steady... Oh you've got to be kidding me
It's simple to hit the mark when you're weilding Infinity
From Pallet Town to Firestone, I'm keeping it within my blood
I'll 86 the sux0rs, hammer the locusts, and destroy the flood
I'm too DeWitt to quit, my plasmids will make your jaw drop
I keep my kittens and ninja stars in check thanks to Mr. Sean Plott
And if an endings what you wanted then an ending you shall get
My futures on the radio with a private jet, I'm set
Locked and loaded, two smoking barrels ready to be snatched
I mean I'm already this good at the age of 23, what's the catch?
Tell me that this is enough, you've GOTTA give me something
Oh and fair warning the ending of this song is coming up abruptly
To make my point really fast without being too wordy
Fuck what you thought; I keep it nerdy
Track Name: Mode of Transport (Feat. Mattari 2600)
This is the way I get around, from here to there
This is the way I get down, don't leer, just stare
This is the way I get around, don't need no passport
This is the way I get down, it's my mode of transport
It's a hop skip and a jump from my destination
But I gotta rip it up in a stylish demonstration
The way I travel leaves 'em stunned, I'm going the hardest
Arriving fashionably late just for fun, showing in my TARDIS
That's right I travel trough time and space, you know my identity
I comandeered a ship and thereby gained me some Serenity
Board derelict vessels to settle long dead scores
Now I'm launched out in Starbug from the Red Dwarf
And I'm plotting a course, of course I've got the style
Launching out on rainbow road; go-kart for miles
Single file ain't no thang when you play in four dimensions
I built this Enterprise and I've figured your intensions
At mention of my craft realize your talks all prattle, loser
Jim Raynor's by my side, Hyperion, can't board my battlecruiser!
Warning written in the clouds, just check the sky banner
Single-handedly take you all out; Einhander
This is the way I get around, from here to there
This is the way I get down, don't leer; just stare
This is the way I get around, don't need no passport
This is the way I get down, it's my mode of transport
But it can't all be up in the air, stop looking to the sky, huh?
I rip up the terra, sporting fastest speeds on the gaia
Every vehicle souped up; number one mod chaser
Neon lighting, so exciting, all up in my pod racer
Squad eraser; battle mechs, goliaths and seige tanks
Observe noise laws? Nothing can quiet me, thanks!
But it's not all destruction, I've got me a bitchin' light-cycle
And a portal gun too! Interspatial holes, Right, I go
Anywhere, anytime, I can't make my mind up, shoot
That's alright I think I'll bounce around in a wind-up boot
It's kinda moot to think you could beat me in the REDLINE.
I'll leave you in the dust, ha-ha-ha, MACH FIVE!
Talk derives from the cockiness gained from foes battle fear
Even without mechanics I take em down with Shadowmere
Do you catch my drift? I'll burn rubber in Paradise City
Compared to my repertoire your silly ride is lookin' shitty
This is the way I get around, from here to there
This is the way I get down, don't leer; just stare
This is the way I get around, don't need no passport
This is the way I get down, it's my mode of transport

My taxi's pretty crazy, I'm beating time limits
Destination's up ahead, dropping people off in it
Any contest, I'll win it, man, I gotta go fast
I'm a unicycle racer and you're 'bout to get trashed
Better step upon the gas, now you're under attack boy
Swingin' from a grappling hook, I'll kick you in the Sackboy
Cruisin' round Pandora yellin' "CATCH A RIIIDE!"
Cannon travel's pretty cheap, so go on and slip inside
Or glide upon a dragon, high above the land
FUS ROH DUH, BITCH, I'M NEVER GONNA LAND
I don't think you understand, I'm too lazy to walk
So beam me up, mother fucker, you can call me Spock
Or I'll go down, down, down in a bathysphere
My Atari tank makes sure my path is clear
Take a good look around as the story unravels
Or fuck it...I'll just use fast travel
Track Name: Dickpuncher II: Return of the Dickpunch
Are you ready for a dickpunch, muthafucka?!
(I'M BACK)
Are you ready for a dickpunch, muthafucka!?
(RIGHT TO THE SACK)
GET READY FOR A DICKPUNCH, MUTHAFUCKA!
NOW HAVE YOU LEARNED?
IT'S DICKPUNCHER TWO
THE DICKPUNCH RETURNS
He knows no equal, the sequel to everyone's nightmare
A menace to the penis, he doesn't care to fight fair
You'd better not watch your back, he's coming for the front
This is one villain you would regret to confront
Now let's be blunt, you need to run while you still can
He's wearing barbed wire gloves and has a wicked plan
To take you down a notch or two, make you less of a man
By slamming fists to crotch and you don't understand
Why it's happening, this reckoning of your one-eyed worm
He blinded it with violence, how will you ever come to terms
You won't. So watch it, his madness knows no bounds
When the screaming turns to squealing you know he's on the prowl
You best invest in a cup if you don't want to get fucked up
But don't be surprised if that cup is soon filled with punch
And the icecubes melt; his brass buckles brandished
Your cockmeat the filling of this sadistic knuckle sandwich
Serial shaft slammer, dropping fists upon your hammer
You gasp and stammer amongst the calamity and clamor
The insanity and banner raised up high proclaims what to do:
RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN; THIS IS DICKPUNCHER TWO!
It's dickpuncher two! (The dickpunch returns)
Dickpuncher two! (Some people never learn)
Dickpuncher two! (The dickpunch returns!)
Some men just want to watch the world burn
Dickpuncher two.
Track Name: Selfies!!!
Look at me!!! (x8)
I'm takin' selfies! I'm takin' selfies!
How good am I lookin'?! Tell me! Tell me!
Narcissism ain't all that healthy
Self-worth through the roof oh I'm so wealthy [x2]
It goes snap it, inspect it
Red-eye detect it
Photo-correct it
Upload it, project it! [x4]
I'm lookin' good today, ooh so fine
I'll take the opportunity; make the moment mine
Gonna make it shine, gonna take it off kilter
And edit the picture with a hipster filter
Gray-scale? Artsy. I think I'll stick with sepia
Plaster the results on all my favorite social media!
Do you like it?!? Will you share it!?!
If not I'll grin and bear it because I don't even care it's
My favorite pass-time on the net, don't forget
I don't regret looking good (Even though I used edits)
Haven't seen me since yesterday, so here's a small smattering
Don't mind the granulation, this webcams none to flattering
It's a gathering of everyone to see my face, look
Don't tell me to stop, that's why it's CALLED Facebook
Instagram was made for instant gratification
And Gifyo's got your back if you want a moving creation
So come with me and indulge, let's all do it quick!
Don't concern yourself with backlash just take another pic!
You can upload it fast, and I'm sure you're looking fine
But I missed it because I was too busy reflecting on mine
DAMN. I look nice. I think you'd have to agree
Every side is my good side, here's four more pics to prove it, see?!
I'm an arrogant narcissist? Hah, clearly though
But it's the middle of the night again, oh here we go!
I'm takin' selfies! I'm takin' selfies!
How good am I lookin'?! Tell me! Tell me!
Narcissism ain't all that healthy
Self-worth through the roof oh I'm so wealthy [x2]
It goes snap it, inspect it
Red-eye detect it
Photo-correct it
Upload it, project it! [x4]
I'm feeling great (Look at me)
I'm up too late (Look at me)
New haircut (Look at me!)
You can stare, just (Look at me!)
From one side (Look at me!)
To the other (LOOK AT ME!)
Like my pics! (LOOK AT ME!)
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! ANOTHER SELFIE!
Don't tell me it's out of control! I removed the stigma!
I mean I know the selfies album's getting kinda big, huh
Huh... I mean I guess it's not really TOO big
Shit the selfies folder on my harddrive is ONLY two gigs
So there's always room for more! Always room for me!
And besides I just got a new shirt I know you'll want to see
So the moral of the story... hold on I've gotta take a quick pic
Tell me how I look tonight! Here it goes! Click click
I'm takin' selfies! I'm takin' selfies!
How good am I lookin'?! Tell me! Tell me!
Narcissism ain't all that healthy
Self-worth through the roof oh I'm so wealthy [x2]
It goes snap it, inspect it
Red-eye detect it
Photo-correct it
Upload it, project it! [x4]
Track Name: The Only Move I Know (Feat. Mattari 2600)
Mattari:
Do you find your dance moves to be quite weak
Well I'll let you take a peek at a little technique
I invented while I was drunk on my own wedding night
Impossible to screw it up, I know that you can get it right
Designed for those who display no skill
While they're on the dance floor, so instead they stand still
Relax and just chill! Soon you're gonna be a star
If you follow these steps next time you're in the bar
It's really not hard, you've got to believe me
If StarF and I can do it then it's GOT to be easy
Everybody ready? Okay then, let's begin
Stand with your arms out like you're a penguin
Now flail your arms around and lean to the left side
Keep shaking 'em around and switch over to your right
Don't stop, you're looking hot, and all your friends are so impressed!
I wish that I could teach you more, but I most confess
Chorus:
This is my dance move, it's the only move I know (x4)
StarF:
I hope I'm not too tardy, StarF came to crash the party
They askin' if I dance often? Dance well? Hardly
I'm starting to regret the decision to appear
I'm sporting a thin veneer but my embarrassment is clear
So before they get to sneerin' I bump the DJ for a banger
Then I flip it on the dancefloor to their evergrowing anger
But before they can escort me quickly from their gathering
I get to dancing on the beat and now my moves are dazzling
The spasming, the flailing, it's anything but failing
It may be all that I've got, but this new styles prevailing
Entrancement with the dance hit, and they begin to copy
I was an intruder abruptly but now they don't want to stop me
I gain respect, they genuflect as I shake and rattle
The ultimate fatality to any challenging dance battle
They asking why I can't dance, telling me to prove it so
Just so happens that I can but this is the only move I know!
Mattari:
This sure does beat standing with your arms crossed
We're grooving so hard that we're looking embossed
Don't like it, your loss, we don't need your kind
These are the dance moves that could blow your mind
StarF:
And I know you'll find it neat, don't barely gotta move your feet
Just shake it back and forth with minimal effort on the beat
We got the moves that are gonna leave you pantsless
Or at least beat the trousers off those other dances!
Both:
(We could Gangnam Style) but we don't have a horse!
Of course every day we're shuffling (no now it's getting worse)
(Let's crank dat Soulja Boy) stop, just clear the floor
How about the Carlton (nobody does that anymore!)
(I'd suggest the stanky leg but that dance is ugly)
I've got an idea but noone taught me how to dougie
None of this is twerkin' (Let's do the harlem shake!)
Nah, let's stick to what we know, I think this was a mistake
Track Name: Now You're Dancing With Portals
Everyone grab your Portal Shoes!
Because you know it's time to move
From orange to blue; from left to right
We're gonna have some fun tonight!
Grab a weighted supercube
Set down on button, opens tubes
Repulsion gel spills on the floor
So bounce and spin and bounce some more!
Open the door, unlock the stages
Aperture history, turn the pages
Don't go too slow, learn of the past
That orange gel slick got you movin' fast
So move your feet, and jump up high
Long Fall Boots mean you won't die
So much for life, so much more to do!
But tonight we dance with orange and blue
Tonights a night not to be normal
Party like we've gone immortal
Nothing formal, oblong circles
Now you're dancing with portals! (x4)
[So much so much more to do
Preoccupied with orange and blue
Life too short not to take a chance
So watch me do my portal dance] [x2]

[4 BAR DANCE BREAK!]

If you're in the back and resting
Get up now, it's time for testing
Whirl and twirl like a tornado
No excuses, except for potatoes
Move your feet, just face the rhythm
Block the beams or place the prism
Suspend your shame in gravity well
Just have fun and give 'em hell!
Take after Chell and dive head first
I mean after all it could be worse
To have a chance, the ability
To have this dance in the facility
Shake it faster, keep it rockin'
Spasms like it's neurotoxin
Before your life begins to fade
Blow up the spot like a lemon grenade
Like a turrets shooting at your feet
Or a rat man trying to be discrete
You gotta move and do it faster
Or this could end in a disaster
So much for life, so much more to do!
But tonight we dance with orange and blue
Had enough of your defiance
JUMP UP NOW, DO IT FOR SCIENCE
Tonight's a night not to be normal
Party like we've gone immortal
Nothing formal, oblong circles
Now you're dancing with portals! (x4)
[So much so much more to do
Preoccupied with orange and blue
Life too short not to take a chance
So watch me do my portal dance] [x2]
Track Name: Everything Was Terrible And Nothing Was Not On Fire
It goes toaster, oven, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Microwave, iron, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Refrigerator, bathtub, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Silverware, travel mug, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Front door, back door, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Carpet, tile floor, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
The hot tub water, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Even my own daughter, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!

I'm a sim, I have a way with life
Or at least I have a clever way to end it, right
Accident prone everywhere that I go
Unintended arsonist, accidental pyro
Oh did you set me up with a home that I can live in?
I'll make the most of it with the tools that I've been given
But if you let me get near an appliance in the kitchen
You best not leave your seat or it's instant ignition
I'm a sim, I live in computer hell
And I'll make sure the temperature matches my feelings well
A diamond above my head, soon to be reading red
A thermometer by any other name, now we're all dead!

It goes toaster, oven, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Microwave, iron, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Refrigerator, bathtub, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Silverware, travel mug, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Front door, back door, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Carpet, tile floor, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
The hot tub water, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Even my own daughter, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!

Oh did you build this house? Did you enjoy your time?
Well congratulations now I'm a victim by your own design
You're the one who brought this, I don't want to hear bitchin'
If you can't stand the heat...
I'm a sim, and I'll always find a way
Not an electrical outlet in the house? Yeah, that's okay
It's beyond my explanation, a transcendent ability
Oh please great creator don't leave me, you're killing me!
It's just something so appealing about the warmth of fire
A passion coded into me that embedded this desire
The way I feel about it, I'm a lover, not a fighter
Now kindly look away as I pull out this lighter...

[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]

I'm a sim, no, let's go a little deeper
Today I had a fateful run-in with the grim reaper
He asked me a question, why I would want to end it
Because on anonymous gods I don't want to be dependent!
Who would put me in this place! I want to sit and cower
I hate these damn hedges so I went took back the power
I did the impossible, set fire to the shower!
The car pool will arrive in one hour
NO!

It goes toaster, oven, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Microwave, iron, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Refrigerator, bathtub, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Silverware, travel mug, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Front door, back door, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Carpet, tile floor, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
The hot tub water, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Even my own daughter, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Track Name: Like A Periscope (Feat. Mattari 2600)
I'VE GOT MY DICK STICKIN' OUT MY SUNROOF LIKE A PERISCOPE!
Like a periscope
Like a like a periscope!
GOT MY DICK STICKIN' OUT MY SUNROOF LIKE A PERISCOPE!
Like a periscope
Like a like a periscope!

Rollin' down the street (SWAG!), lookin' for a ride
Not the kind that I'm driving - the kind I can get inside
Like do ya catch my drift? 'Cause soon she'll be catchin' mine
Pull up to the corner like "Damn bitch, you're fine!"
She replies "uh what?" - I continue all the same
"Girl with a periscope like mine you don't NEED any game!"
"Periscope?" she asks, and I tell her it's my dick
Now get into my car so I can teach you to drive stick!
It's a nice summer day, girls are out in their bikinis
When they see me drivin' by they're checkin' out my weenie
Yes I know it's big girl, but don't be squeemish
It's rare to meet a man with a 40 INCH PENIS!
Use my dick like a grappling hook: CLIMB WALLS!
You think that's impressive you should see my balls
Girl I'll be going down on you like a submarine
Don't worry baby girl I keeps my periscope clean

[HOOK]

I respect my bitches, that's why I call them bitches
You can find me in the supermarket pulling bait and switches
With the ladies, then they pay me, but this isn't prostitution
Strictly charity - my periscope is the solution
Elocution is my excellence (what), then they see my reverence (WHAT)
FUCK all those big words; my periscope beats out intelligence!
It's all I need when I'm rolling down the street
My periscope is elite, it's so hard to beat! (you get it??)
My periscope hangs out, I've got no shame
It's my claim to fame, and your pussys my aim
Yes I know that's rather vulgar but just you wait
It takes ten girls to help me masturbate!
Girl your small titties don't interest me
But I'll still teach you about the logging industry
Better whip out your umbrella, I be raining on them bitches
Then I slap their ass and yell "Bitch do my dishes!"

[hook]
Track Name: Have Some Fun!
It's strange our troubles have only just begun
I'm not hiding, I'm just busy, yo I've gotta run
And if I die tonight I'll just be glad I'm done
It's unfortunate to leave but at least I had some fun

Oops! I took life serious a moment
Life imitates art imitates life don't it?
If it's time for imitation I'll bring some variation
Tower built on trepidation; I need more ventilation
Open the windows, let's all get some fresh air
We can revel in the future if life's less fair
Because the past has been pursuing us but we shouldn't care
Second amendment to life: These arms were too much to bare
So barely armed with bare armies, my fleet an armada
The firepower black powder in the spire, so I gotta
Put in all this extra work just to have a blast
But that's okay because when I do it was a thing of the past
And what I'm getting at, the metaphors too deep for my lungs
I said I wanted a breath of fresh air, not deep stupid puns
So let's break it down to basics and just face it, we're alive!
We may as well make the most of that as long as we can survive

It's strange our troubles have only just begun
I'm not hiding, I'm just busy, yo I've gotta run
And if I die tonight I'll just be glad I'm done
It's unfortunate to leave but at least I had some fun

I was not living to the fullest, my extent was overbalanced
No matter which way I would pull it I just couldn't tip the chalice
And the malice mixed with spite in a drink I slammed too quickly
So I was acting quite the asshole and the next morning I was sickly
Which I regretted so I got bitter at a rapid rate, so scary
I was picking up the pieces of a former life heavy to carry
When I was the one shattering the premise of a once beautiful story
Finding that when I read it back my own musings often bore me
So I go go, get up, get gone
I was asleep at the wheel, I was driving all along
And there's a moment where it's terrifying to take hold of the wheel
But you feel oh so slightly rested and ready to make a deal
With yourself, it happens fast, and you swear it's the last time
And we all laugh at our stupid selves for tricking our own minds
But it's all good because if that's what it takes I'll be there when I'm done
We're all so focused, too serious, it's time to have some fun!

It's strange our troubles have only just begun
I'm not hiding, I'm just busy, yo I've gotta run
And if I die tonight I'll just be glad I'm done
It's unfortunate to leave but at least I had some fun
Track Name: I'Mperfect (Amateur Cartographer)
Everything is lookin' aces bro
I stacked the deck a long time ago
Part time cartographer, but how can I complete my mission if I'm still too afraid to navigate the globe? Oh.
Bring it on, show me struggle, instability
And in return I'll show you bloody pools of poetry
It's not a metaphor, this art is really killing me
But I'll admit it I'm addicted and I know it see
Will you offer me a good juxtaposition?
Or just hunger for a new deluxe edition?
Your life is a location I'd like to visit but if I miss it I swear it's the next stop on my mission

I'm perfect imperfect ampersand I'm okay
I didn't ask for these accusations with which I'll do away
I gave it my everything well what else can I say?
I'm perfect imperfect but not enough for you to stay

I'll give this everything... stop.
I'll give it everything and not enough
After a long night of emptying your feelings out it becomes remarkably easy to go out and pretend you're tough
And we've all got it rough, so maybe you should give it up
Or maybe we've got it rough and that means we should live it up
I scouted locations for a favorable vacation as it slowly became harder for me to give a fuck
So now I'm out of luck, but it's all aces kid
I haven't accomplished half as much as these places did
And so I map them out, I pull strings just to travel
Maybe that's why the world around me has unraveled
And I should put it back together, but that is not my function
I'm just a kid with a knack for self deconstruction
When they examined me they found the cons removed, so to the world I look a pro at self destruction

I'm perfect imperfect ampersand I'm okay
I didn't ask for these accusations with which I'll do away
I gave it my everything well what else can I say?
I'm perfect imperfect but not enough for you to stay

Yeah I'm just an amateur cartographer
I've written stories down for miles
And when I return home from my journey and they ask of the most beautiful sight I've seen I'll tell them of your smile
Saying that I'm an amateur cartographer
It's a nice way to say I don't know where I'm going
But where's the beauty in a sure shot, I'm comfortable not knowing

I'm perfect imperfect ampersand I'm okay
I didn't ask for these accusations with which I'll do away
I gave it my everything well what else can I say?
I'm perfect imperfect but not enough for you to stay