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Chris Hardwick Has Never Heard This Song

from Have Some Fun! by StarF

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Am I pandering now, or trying to hard?
It's hard to tell but of course that's par
A star like Chris don't like songs like this
Some noob, no hits, I tried, I missed
But shit, it's not like that matters
The industry's a game of Chutes And Ladders
And I never much liked that game
My life, Candyland, much more lame
But easy, sweet, and often carded
I tend to write songs that are dubbed retarded
But I'm having fun so it can't be wrong
Might be why Chris has never heard this song
Oh well, I guess that's alright
To cite a reason I'm not thought as tight:
I'll never get a chance to speak on The Nerdist
Chris Hardwick has never heard this song!

But maybe, just maybe if this song goes viral-
No, wait, NOW I'm pandering; downward spiral
Let me back up just a bit, take it down a notch
I'm just a fan, I just like to watch
The Nerdist show up on the BBC
And download the podcasts via mp3
And read the book The Nerdist Way
For me hostfulls are preffered, okay?
Look I'd just like to say thanks to you
I'm rising up nerdcore ranks (It's true!)
You keep me entertained and motivated
A piece in the music that I've created
And it's kinda silly, you'll never know
Or hear, so I should take it slow
You inspire and give my songs more purpose
And yet Chris, you have never heard this song!

So why don't I believe you'll hear this letter?
Well for one it could have been written better
For two, Mr. Hardwick you're much too active
For someone like me, it's cool, in fact it's
Completely fine, I'm not even mad
Though I'll admit it makes me a little sad
To say, but that's how it goes, huh?
None of you have heard this, not even Jonah!
Because hey, you can't find this song on Bing
And I can hardly rap, definitely can't sing
What about effort? I gave that, true
(Matt hasn't heard 'cause I'm not Dave Matthews)
All in all the moral of the story's simple
Keep your head up high even if you're little
You may not be big but you're not worthless
Even my role models have never heard this song!

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from Have Some Fun!, released June 24, 2014

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