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Dickpuncher II: Return of the Dickpunch

from Have Some Fun! by StarF

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Are you ready for a dickpunch, muthafucka?!
(I'M BACK)
Are you ready for a dickpunch, muthafucka!?
(RIGHT TO THE SACK)
GET READY FOR A DICKPUNCH, MUTHAFUCKA!
NOW HAVE YOU LEARNED?
IT'S DICKPUNCHER TWO
THE DICKPUNCH RETURNS
He knows no equal, the sequel to everyone's nightmare
A menace to the penis, he doesn't care to fight fair
You'd better not watch your back, he's coming for the front
This is one villain you would regret to confront
Now let's be blunt, you need to run while you still can
He's wearing barbed wire gloves and has a wicked plan
To take you down a notch or two, make you less of a man
By slamming fists to crotch and you don't understand
Why it's happening, this reckoning of your one-eyed worm
He blinded it with violence, how will you ever come to terms
You won't. So watch it, his madness knows no bounds
When the screaming turns to squealing you know he's on the prowl
You best invest in a cup if you don't want to get fucked up
But don't be surprised if that cup is soon filled with punch
And the icecubes melt; his brass buckles brandished
Your cockmeat the filling of this sadistic knuckle sandwich
Serial shaft slammer, dropping fists upon your hammer
You gasp and stammer amongst the calamity and clamor
The insanity and banner raised up high proclaims what to do:
RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN; THIS IS DICKPUNCHER TWO!
It's dickpuncher two! (The dickpunch returns)
Dickpuncher two! (Some people never learn)
Dickpuncher two! (The dickpunch returns!)
Some men just want to watch the world burn
Dickpuncher two.

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from Have Some Fun!, released June 24, 2014

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