It goes toaster, oven, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Microwave, iron, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Refrigerator, bathtub, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Silverware, travel mug, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Front door, back door, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Carpet, tile floor, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
The hot tub water, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Even my own daughter, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!

I'm a sim, I have a way with life
Or at least I have a clever way to end it, right
Accident prone everywhere that I go
Unintended arsonist, accidental pyro
Oh did you set me up with a home that I can live in?
I'll make the most of it with the tools that I've been given
But if you let me get near an appliance in the kitchen
You best not leave your seat or it's instant ignition
I'm a sim, I live in computer hell
And I'll make sure the temperature matches my feelings well
A diamond above my head, soon to be reading red
A thermometer by any other name, now we're all dead!

It goes toaster, oven, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Microwave, iron, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Refrigerator, bathtub, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Silverware, travel mug, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Front door, back door, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Carpet, tile floor, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
The hot tub water, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Even my own daughter, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!

Oh did you build this house? Did you enjoy your time?
Well congratulations now I'm a victim by your own design
You're the one who brought this, I don't want to hear bitchin'
If you can't stand the heat...
I'm a sim, and I'll always find a way
Not an electrical outlet in the house? Yeah, that's okay
It's beyond my explanation, a transcendent ability
Oh please great creator don't leave me, you're killing me!
It's just something so appealing about the warmth of fire
A passion coded into me that embedded this desire
The way I feel about it, I'm a lover, not a fighter
Now kindly look away as I pull out this lighter...

[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]

I'm a sim, no, let's go a little deeper
Today I had a fateful run-in with the grim reaper
He asked me a question, why I would want to end it
Because on anonymous gods I don't want to be dependent!
Who would put me in this place! I want to sit and cower
I hate these damn hedges so I went took back the power
I did the impossible, set fire to the shower!
The car pool will arrive in one hour
NO!

It goes toaster, oven, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Microwave, iron, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Refrigerator, bathtub, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Silverware, travel mug, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Front door, back door, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Carpet, tile floor, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
The hot tub water, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
Even my own daughter, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!