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Like A Periscope (Feat. Mattari 2600)

from Have Some Fun! by StarF

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I'VE GOT MY DICK STICKIN' OUT MY SUNROOF LIKE A PERISCOPE!
Like a periscope
Like a like a periscope!
GOT MY DICK STICKIN' OUT MY SUNROOF LIKE A PERISCOPE!
Like a periscope
Like a like a periscope!

Rollin' down the street (SWAG!), lookin' for a ride
Not the kind that I'm driving - the kind I can get inside
Like do ya catch my drift? 'Cause soon she'll be catchin' mine
Pull up to the corner like "Damn bitch, you're fine!"
She replies "uh what?" - I continue all the same
"Girl with a periscope like mine you don't NEED any game!"
"Periscope?" she asks, and I tell her it's my dick
Now get into my car so I can teach you to drive stick!
It's a nice summer day, girls are out in their bikinis
When they see me drivin' by they're checkin' out my weenie
Yes I know it's big girl, but don't be squeemish
It's rare to meet a man with a 40 INCH PENIS!
Use my dick like a grappling hook: CLIMB WALLS!
You think that's impressive you should see my balls
Girl I'll be going down on you like a submarine
Don't worry baby girl I keeps my periscope clean

[HOOK]

I respect my bitches, that's why I call them bitches
You can find me in the supermarket pulling bait and switches
With the ladies, then they pay me, but this isn't prostitution
Strictly charity - my periscope is the solution
Elocution is my excellence (what), then they see my reverence (WHAT)
FUCK all those big words; my periscope beats out intelligence!
It's all I need when I'm rolling down the street
My periscope is elite, it's so hard to beat! (you get it??)
My periscope hangs out, I've got no shame
It's my claim to fame, and your pussys my aim
Yes I know that's rather vulgar but just you wait
It takes ten girls to help me masturbate!
Girl your small titties don't interest me
But I'll still teach you about the logging industry
Better whip out your umbrella, I be raining on them bitches
Then I slap their ass and yell "Bitch do my dishes!"

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from Have Some Fun!, released June 24, 2014

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