Everyone grab your Portal Shoes!
Because you know it's time to move
From orange to blue; from left to right
We're gonna have some fun tonight!
Grab a weighted supercube
Set down on button, opens tubes
Repulsion gel spills on the floor
So bounce and spin and bounce some more!
Open the door, unlock the stages
Aperture history, turn the pages
Don't go too slow, learn of the past
That orange gel slick got you movin' fast
So move your feet, and jump up high
Long Fall Boots mean you won't die
So much for life, so much more to do!
But tonight we dance with orange and blue
Tonights a night not to be normal
Party like we've gone immortal
Nothing formal, oblong circles
Now you're dancing with portals! (x4)
[So much so much more to do
Preoccupied with orange and blue
Life too short not to take a chance
So watch me do my portal dance] [x2]
[4 BAR DANCE BREAK!]
If you're in the back and resting
Get up now, it's time for testing
Whirl and twirl like a tornado
No excuses, except for potatoes
Move your feet, just face the rhythm
Block the beams or place the prism
Suspend your shame in gravity well
Just have fun and give 'em hell!
Take after Chell and dive head first
I mean after all it could be worse
To have a chance, the ability
To have this dance in the facility
Shake it faster, keep it rockin'
Spasms like it's neurotoxin
Before your life begins to fade
Blow up the spot like a lemon grenade
Like a turrets shooting at your feet
Or a rat man trying to be discrete
You gotta move and do it faster
Or this could end in a disaster
So much for life, so much more to do!
But tonight we dance with orange and blue
Had enough of your defiance
JUMP UP NOW, DO IT FOR SCIENCE
Tonight's a night not to be normal
Party like we've gone immortal
Nothing formal, oblong circles
Now you're dancing with portals! (x4)
[So much so much more to do
Preoccupied with orange and blue
Life too short not to take a chance
So watch me do my portal dance] [x2]
The Philadelphia rapper turns the children's music formula on its head with old-school beats and sharp life lessons. Bandcamp Album of the Day Sep 13, 2023