I'm a stalker, I'm gonna follow you home
Wherever you're going, that's where I'm gonna roam
Cause I'm a stalker, I've got my eyes on you
Best believe that I'm watching everything that you do
I'm a stalker, I've got your pictures on file
And I've been keeping a close watch on you for awhile
Cause I'm a stalker, I'll watch you to the end
You don't know me, but you've never had a closer friend

My name is StarF and I'm the stalker supreme
They say I'm kinda crazy and what I do is extreme
I've been following this girl for a couple of weeks
Caught my eye on the street with her luscious physique
Now it's Friday, she's heading back home from the bar
I'm sitting across the street, watching her from my car
I get out and follow from a distance, I've gotta sneak
I know I'm a bit obsessed, some have called me a freak
It's nothing major, I don't let minor matters get in my way
I'll follow whoever I want, I don't care what anyone has to say
I've got photos, audio clips, even snatched a lock of your hair
They want to put me away but I just don't think it's fair
I've got duplicate keys, I've been all through your place
I look all around and get out without leaving a trace
I'm not causing harm, cause what you don't know can't hurt
It just makes you confused as you try to find your missing shirt

I'm a stalker, I'm gonna follow you home
Wherever you're going, that's where I'm gonna roam
Cause I'm a stalker, I've got my eyes on you
Best believe that I'm watching everything that you do
I'm a stalker, I've got your pictures on file
And I've been keeping a close watch on you for awhile
Cause I'm a stalker, I'll watch you to the end
You don't know me, but you've never had a closer friend

I'm 3JP, you don't know who I am
I'm your stalker, I'm your number one fan
All your friends keep saying that you're acting absurd
When you're jumping at all the creepy noises you've heard
It's just me goin' through your mail and your trash
If there's something that I want I'll be on it in a flash
I'm watching you on hidden camera when you're at home
You may not think so but you're never quite alone
I've got pictures taken when you didn't know
In my mind we're dating; we're just taking it slow
I'm always watching you when you're getting ready for work
When you're changing I'm watching wide-eyed with a smirk
Creepin' up on you always gives me a cause to revel
You not knowing that I'm around boosts my enjoyment level
You may wonder how long you've been under personal attack
Ever since I saw you at that party a few months back

I'm a stalker, I'm gonna follow you home
Wherever you're going, that's where I'm gonna roam
Cause I'm a stalker, I've got my eyes on you
Best believe that I'm watching everything that you do
I'm a stalker, I've got your pictures on file
And I've been keeping a close watch on you for awhile
Cause I'm a stalker, I'll watch you to the end
You don't know me, but you've never had a closer friend

I'm a stalker, always two steps behind whereever you go
Always callin' your phone but never sayin' "Hello"
Cause I'm a stalker, you can't see me but I'm constantly there
I find a spot in a tree outside your window and continually stare
I'm a stalker, I knock on your door then run away
This is not the only time that I've seen you today
Cause I'm a stalker, I'm in every facet of your life
And I know for sure that one day I'm gonna make you my wife