Mattari:
Do you find your dance moves to be quite weak
Well I'll let you take a peek at a little technique
I invented while I was drunk on my own wedding night
Impossible to screw it up, I know that you can get it right
Designed for those who display no skill
While they're on the dance floor, so instead they stand still
Relax and just chill! Soon you're gonna be a star
If you follow these steps next time you're in the bar
It's really not hard, you've got to believe me
If StarF and I can do it then it's GOT to be easy
Everybody ready? Okay then, let's begin
Stand with your arms out like you're a penguin
Now flail your arms around and lean to the left side
Keep shaking 'em around and switch over to your right
Don't stop, you're looking hot, and all your friends are so impressed!
I wish that I could teach you more, but I most confess
Chorus:
This is my dance move, it's the only move I know (x4)
StarF:
I hope I'm not too tardy, StarF came to crash the party
They askin' if I dance often? Dance well? Hardly
I'm starting to regret the decision to appear
I'm sporting a thin veneer but my embarrassment is clear
So before they get to sneerin' I bump the DJ for a banger
Then I flip it on the dancefloor to their evergrowing anger
But before they can escort me quickly from their gathering
I get to dancing on the beat and now my moves are dazzling
The spasming, the flailing, it's anything but failing
It may be all that I've got, but this new styles prevailing
Entrancement with the dance hit, and they begin to copy
I was an intruder abruptly but now they don't want to stop me
I gain respect, they genuflect as I shake and rattle
The ultimate fatality to any challenging dance battle
They asking why I can't dance, telling me to prove it so
Just so happens that I can but this is the only move I know!
Mattari:
This sure does beat standing with your arms crossed
We're grooving so hard that we're looking embossed
Don't like it, your loss, we don't need your kind
These are the dance moves that could blow your mind
StarF:
And I know you'll find it neat, don't barely gotta move your feet
Just shake it back and forth with minimal effort on the beat
We got the moves that are gonna leave you pantsless
Or at least beat the trousers off those other dances!
Both:
(We could Gangnam Style) but we don't have a horse!
Of course every day we're shuffling (no now it's getting worse)
(Let's crank dat Soulja Boy) stop, just clear the floor
How about the Carlton (nobody does that anymore!)
(I'd suggest the stanky leg but that dance is ugly)
I've got an idea but noone taught me how to dougie
None of this is twerkin' (Let's do the harlem shake!)
Nah, let's stick to what we know, I think this was a mistake