I've got unreal estate all over the place!
Digital, metaphysical, where I like to stay
I've got unreal estate all over the place!
I'm so rich with the itch, no work, all play!
I've got unreal estate all over the place!
Digital, metaphysical, where I like to stay
I've got unreal estate all over the place!
No taxin' just relaxin' like every single day
You can't even comprehend
All the places that I've been
You can't even handle this
So unreal it feels like bliss
Now where you goin', now what wha-whatcha doin'!?
I know it seems strange, you've never laid eyes on a human
But I'm here to stay, so get used to my new state of presense
I'm your new landlord and I'm picky 'bout my tenants
There's good news and bad news, which would you like first?
Well the bad news is the good news is about to get worse
Because for starters I think I'm kicking you out of this mansion
You're clogging up the hallways and it's time for an expansion
I need more room for me, my things, my space!
I'm plastering up portraits everywhere of my face
My taste, my waste, my place, my rules
I can customize so freely with this set of godly tools!
Click click, drag drop, it feels like I'm playing the Sims
But this is too surreally real to be a game I'm staying in
Try to deport me, report me, I don't care if you don't like it
I can afford to buy your township, don't even try to fight it!
I've got unreal estate all over the place!
Digital, metaphysical, where I like to stay
I've got unreal estate all over the place!
I'm so rich with the itch, no work, all play!
I've got unreal estate all over the place!
Digital, metaphysical, where I like to stay
I've got unreal estate all over the place!
No taxin' just relaxin' like every single day
Kids, if you really want to piss off your parents, buy real estate in an imaginary place!
Facebook flats? Yeah I got that!
Myspace mansions? Yeah I got that!
Tumblr townhouse? Yeah I got that!
Reddit ranch? Yeah I got that!
Bandcamp bungalow? Yeah I got that!
Comcast cabin? Yeah I got that!
Google grotto? Yeah I got that!
There's some crime up in my Xanga slums, I really oughtta stop that!
Everywhere and anywhere you know you know I bought that!
I'm president of ReverbNation so you know I'm on track!
Any site not givin' rights? Well you know I bomb that!
UNREAL ESTATE, YEAH YOU KNOW I GOT THAT!
You can't even comprehend
All the places that I've been
You can't even handle this
So unreal it feels like bliss
I just gotta move, gotta get out to the internet
I found a way to live there and I've never been better set
For life, every night is a relexing getaway
Because I've got so much stock in the places that I stay!
I'll waste away in my kingdom but I'll be peaceful going down
What a lovely day for a stroll on the town
Yeah I'm so glad I thought of it first, I'm gonna feel great
Because I can't be bothered here, I've got unreal estate!