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Used To Be A Rapper
03:33
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Aaay, I used to be a rapper!
Woooah, I used to be a rapper!
Whaaat, I used to be a rapper!
There was a time in my life when that's all that mattered
Huh?I used to be a rapper
What?! I used to be a rapper
There was a time in my life when this was all that mattered
Can you even believe that I used to be a rapper?
What happened?! That's what you've gotta be askin'
Why would this pinnacle of health and style quit rappin'?
Yeah that used to be me, even Ripley wouldn't believe it
I'm living proof that if you have a goal you can achieve it
Been there, done that. I killed it with rhyme
Criminals always returns to the scene of a crime
Sure, fine. You may not know my name
But underground rap was always an unknown man's game
The old me was spry; but now old me's gonna die
But I'll boldly go where no other man may dare try
Past my prime, was better about 60 lbs ago
I've got time, and maybe a few more LPs to go
Oh my, oh my, would you look at that?
Midnight already, man, I gotta crash
I'm gonna catch my death, already out of breath
Everyone watching live probably already left
No heft, not deft, and an awful penchant
For showing up whenver his name is mentioned
"StarF's rapping again? He's not serious, is he?"
And I never truly went away, I just got "busy"
I'll lie to myself to pretend that I'm still young
Keeping abject slang on the tip of my tongue
One verse down and I'm already feelin' shook
Alright, alright, fine, let's go back to the hook
Aaay, I used to be a rapper!
Woooah, I used to be a rapper!
Whaaat, I used to be a rapper!
There was a time in my life when that's all that mattered
Huh?I used to be a rapper
What?! I used to be a rapper
There was a time in my life when this was all that mattered
Can you even believe that I used to be a rapper?
Check my vitals again, all my idols are dead
Killed em all myself or otherwise forgot what they said
Put two and two together, the answer simple and handy:
You don't need anyone's permission to do what makes you happy
Don't @ me. This doesn't have to be my calling
I'm still poor, but it's my tires and not me who's balding
So I got up on a stage like it was all the rage
To get nostalgic about an act that you just learned about, great
As introductions go this could use some more clarity
You didn't pay to hear it so I guess that's not fair to me
Heresy! He speaks from a bygone era
Somewhere between "lyrical" and emos with mascera
Too obscure for my peers, and too weird for the kids
No one can relate, it's no wonder I'm still in the biz
If they hate it you create it cause you know it's unique
If you search around long enough you'll find your niche
And even if you don't they say the fun is a feast
No starving artist, you can be full of yourself at least
They compliment you off stage, take it from me
Say ya got something special and you're really funny
But they'll forget you by morning, and you'll forget the feeling
Years go by so fast and you've become so unappealing
So you write a new song with the new hand you're dealt
And when they ask why? Say "I do it all for myself"
Aaay, I used to be a rapper!
Woooah, I used to be a rapper!
Whaaat, I used to be a rapper!
There was a time in my life when that's all that mattered
Huh?I used to be a rapper
What?! I used to be a rapper
There was a time in my life when this was all that mattered
Can you even believe that I used to be a rapper?
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2. |
FUCKITIMBACK
01:47
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Remember me? I used to be a stalker
Nerdy punk rocker, awkward stupid gawker
But that site got shut down and that phase was cringe
So I gave it up for a responsibility binge
Shit was okay, I made a little money in the process
Matured into a better person if we're being honest
But I miss the nonsense, and the goofy ass raps
Driving twelve hours to perform for a 30 room cap
Shiiit, back in the day when we were on some Tube Technology
The good memories? I could write a whole anthology
The bad ones? They wreaked havoc on my psychology
But gave me some good stories on some AJR shit probably
I would never give it up, I was happy making music
Getting away with somehow being a part of RPG-Unit
Accepted into Scrub Club despite being so noobish
And passing as a rapper despite throwing out the rubrik
Who? Shit, my name is StarF, always has been
Ready for the comeback of this disillusioned hasbeen
Used to be Audacity, now I'm rocking Pro Tools
Still can't make beats for shit, so good thing there's no rules
In the game of Life this seems as good as any starting spot
Wanted to do this since I saw Schaffer rock it in a parking lot
Why not? Recapture the magic of the gathering
Rock it in Orlando after Covid stops meandering
And even though I know I'll probably be called dumb a lot
I just can't wait to get back on a stage so I can front, a lot
Gonna catch the horsemen on tour in Autumn
We're only getting older so time to smoke em if you gottem
It's nerdcore for life, whether at the top or bottom
So if you're only here to judge? Tell me what's yer fuckin problem
Recapture the energy and strive to give no fucks
Oh and Lars! Thanks for the shirt, I still owe you 20 bucks
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3. |
banger
04:02
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Well what a beautiful day to head out on the town
I'll grab all my stuff and I'll see ya around
Rain or shine, it's all mine
Island life's got me feelin' mighty fine
It's your friendly neighborhood residential rep
Is everything alright? Thought I'd swing through and check
If you need something from my pockets or just a new phrase
You can ask me any time, I'll be here all day!
But give me a moment, gotta bang these rocks!
After I'm done we can sit down and talk
But it's time for a banger, you know the song
It goes bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk!
But just give me a moment, gotta bang these rocks!
After I'm done we can go for a walk
But it's time for a banger, you know the song
It goes bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk!
(I bought an island from a shady racoon,
And if you like it here you can live here too
[I've been working all year, hope to see you soon x2])
(I built this city from a nothing place,
So for rest and relaxation you know my face,
[I've been working all year, come by post haste x2])
Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk! (x4)
(Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk! (x4))
My goodness how that sound travels,
You gotta pick your battles
It goes bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk!
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! BONK!
GUITAR!
[guitar solo]
TAKE IT K.K.!
[whistling solo]
Some people are bitter, they say it ain't fair
That I'm out here, a real life bellionaire
That I didn't earn it legit, but I don't care!
16k every day, it's the truth, I swear!
Gotta keep vigilant of centipedes and pills
And you gotta bonk away to get the bells for the bills
Cast away your doubts and cash in on the thrills
If the bonkin' don't convince you, the animals will!
But just give me a moment, gotta bang these rocks!
After I'm done we can sit down and talk
But it's time for a banger, you know the song
It goes bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk!
But just give me a moment, gotta bang these rocks!
After I'm done we can go for a walk
But it's time for a banger, you know the song
It goes bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk!
(I moved here on a whim, then I took charge
I was stressin' on the mainland now I'm livin' large
You can come out by sea plane, it ain't that far...)
(I was ready to give up, thought that it was the end
But now these crazy animals are my best friends
Join us now, fun is right around the bend)
Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk! (x4)
(Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk! (x4))
My goodness how that sound travels,
You gotta pick your battles
It goes bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk!
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! BONK!
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Mind is racing, overclocked
Too much to do, so do not stop
World presents in monochrome, light passed through
Too true, too blue for the eyes, who knew?
Brain scramble, break fast, go fast, no breaks
Miss friends, missed lunch, make mistakes
Misstepped, overreach, time flies, password breach
Reset reset, no time, no flourish
Write another verse, well versed, no chorus
See these trees? Oh please, no forest
Think like a cat? Borders? All porous
They take what they take and leave none left for us!
Refreshed, a good night's sleep
Get what you seek and find it to keep
No time to sow, so now there's just time to reap
Lyin' about an abundance of sheep!
Grindset mindset; hindsight's kind right?
Rose tinted glasses made for your wine flight
Get out of bed today? Yeah I might
Try to survive but the dreads infinite
Go fly kites, touch grass relax
Drink some water take a bath
Flooding, flooding, get out fast!
Take action now and don't look back!
Something sinister on the horizon
Rear-view mirror, oh god, what've I done?!
Pass me the blinders I cannot find 'em
NDAs already signed 'em
Midday slump, midweek hump
Get it got it good just one more bump
Junk in the trunk, also in the front
In the house, in my way, total affront
Pixie sticks, Where Is My Mind remix
Saving cost with the people we trick
Fundamental breakdown, double Helix
Mattress ad, sponsored, no prefix
Plug in, tune out, no indecision
Pray to your god the algorithm
Gimme gimme gumdrops, sweet engagement
Dopamine hit off the upvote placement
Comments? Even better even if you hate it
Enjoy the app? Go ahead and rate it!!!
Channel surf for a new generation
Streaming service attenuation
Static, just a mental statement
I love it can't pretend I hate it!
Love it so much, never goes out of style!
I love the way it'll raise my child
Love the lack of files, the lack of piles
Oh my god I love denial!!!
Oh no, something isn't right
Frequent flyer missed my flight
Lost the plot when the pace quickened
Can't place the word but something's thickened
Don't know where to go, don't know what to do
Inertia's creepin', how about you?
No brakes this late in the rollercoaster
So can I get off please? They said no sir!
Blinding light but the end smells closer
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StarF:
Oooh my girl, you're looking [AWFUL PRETTY]
I give [TOURS] to [DAMES] like you all around the city
It doesn't matter where they are, I [BUY THEM ALL FLOWERS]
We get back to my place, and I [TALK TO] them for hours
So hey girl hey, lemme sliiide into your DMs
Your [PUPPIES] are so cute and I'd really like to see 'em
Take off your pants, [CAUSE YOU SPILLED WINE ON THEM]
[THAT REALLY LOOKS BAD, LET ME WASH THEM RIGHT AWAY]
You know that I can't lie, girl you're looking mighty fine
What's your favorite number? Cause mine is [JUST NINE]
You can suck [THIS OTTER POP], until I [HAVE ONE TOO]
You dirty [BLANKET], get on the floor because I [RESPECT YOU]
Now I'm getting close, I'm gonna [MASSAGE] your back
[YOU CAN CALL ME SANTA, CAUSE I BRING GIFTS FROM MY] sack
Ooooh I just came [OVER TO YOUR PLACE TO MEET YOUR PARENTS]
My affection dripping down your face, my love for you apparent
Mattari:
KICKIN' IT AT PARTIES DOING (bottles) OF COKE
JUST DRANK A KEG OF (water) FEELING LIKE I MIGHT CROAK
DROP A HIT OF (aspirin), I'M NO LONGER FEELING NERVOUS
GOT A (pocket) IN MY PANTS THAT NEEDS TO BE SERVICED
SEE SOME (females) IN THE CORNER, LOOKING HOT AS CAN BE
I'M ABOUT TO (greet) THEM ALL, MAN IT'S GOOD TO BE ME
WET T-SHIRTS, SHOW ME THOSE (anatomy) GIRLS
I'LL KICK BACK ANOTHER SIX PACK AND WON'T EVEN HURL
DON'T BE TALKING TO THEM OTHER BOYS, THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WUSSIES
I'M THE REAL (hecking) DEAL, LET ME BEAT UP THAT (pinata)
STICK MY FINGER IN TO SEE IF THAT (pool) IS WET
TAKE A RIDE ON MY (floaty) IT'S THE BEST YOU'RE GONNA GET
IM'A SPREAD OPEN THAT (bible) AND GIVE IT A TASTE
THEN I'LL SLIDE IN MY (bookmark) AND PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE
WE'LL BE (reading) ALL NIGHT UNTIL YOUR (eyeball) IS SORE
THEN WE'LL WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND WE'LL DO IT SOME MORE!
Chorus?
-THE PERV BOYS
-THE "AHEAD OF THE CURVE" BOYS
-THE "GIVING LADIES JUST WHAT THEY DESERVE" BOYS
-THE PERV BOYS
-THE "YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE" BOYS
-THE "DRUNK-DRIVING CAN'T-SEE-STRAIGHT-AND-SWERVE" BOYS
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Ah, Fuck
02:05
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Credit card, student loan, never gonna own a home
Trying hard, in the zone, plagued by imposter syndrome
America's burning down, I'll drink to that, another round!
Seratonin, dopamine, have you seen mine in the lost and found?
Time to work, go to bed, wake up now do it again
Overtime, working hard, still less money on this card
Not enough, am I okay? Won't see my girlfriend today
Out of touch, getting old, forgot whatever I was told
More fast food, alcohol, just how far now can I fall?
Doctor's note, yeah as if, can't afford the insurance
Got some friends, where'd they go? Let them down again, I know
No more joy, not even close, no cash so I self-diagnose
Halt! Who goes there?!
Is it the ghost of the person I once was?
Or a spectre of one I wasn't, but wanted to be
Well hey, that does it
Sorry I blew it, one day you're happy next day you're through it
Don't overdo it, drop to the ground and give up music
I've lived some life, at this point I've seen plenty
There were times when I didn't believe I'd survive my twenties
Contemplated suicide, not in action but in essense
Thought about it a lot, would never do it but shit, it was there in presence
The story isn't over though, this is no way to end it
This is as young as I'm ever going to be
Shit, that's fucking sad to me
All those broken promises, I said I'd do it
Potential is such a dirty word, I'll never live up to it
This is as young as I'm ever going to be
Ah, fuck. I've wasted so much energy
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She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
Funny too, know what I mean?
If you want it, you know she's got it
She's the sweetest girl I've ever met
Think you're better, wanna bet?
She's everything that I ever wanted
It's funny, now that I'm here
Moped around writing songs for years
Excrutiating fears of being alone
"Why oh why!? Just want someone to hold!"
Oh no. Woe is me, I cried from the start
Battlefield of love? I earned my purple heart
No rules, no reason, just torn apart
Convinced I'd be alone until death do I part
So it's funny, now that you're here
Good things take time, it took me years
To realize things would be okay
Work on myself, just focus day by day
I'd never settle for someone less than ideal
Just to quell the loneliness that I'd feel
Patience rewarded, never thought I'd be
With someone of this kind of quality
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
Funny too, know what I mean?
If you want it, you know she's got it
She's the sweetest girl I've ever met
Think you're better, wanna bet?
She's everything that I ever wanted
She's bold, she's sweet, with a heart of gold
And likes me for some reason, or so I'm told
She's cute and nice, quick whits and crass
She's sexy too, I mean check out that ass
She's organized, color coded planner
Common courtesy and hella manners
She takes no shit but starts no fights
Her artistic skills are hella tight
She's funny and clever, has jokes for days
Thoughtful and kind in all the best ways
Her smile and laugh brighten up a place
Speaking of which, never seen a cuter face
Always up for an array of fun activities
Loves to play games and loves the festivities
Parties hard, think you can grapple? Please
Just catch her slammin' drinks at Applebee's
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
Funny too, know what I mean?
If you want it, you know she's got it
She's the sweetest girl I've ever met
Think you're better, wanna bet?
She's everything that I ever wanted
She loves to travel, we'll hop in a van
We'll adventure across this uncharted land
Out to the coast, parked on the shore
No longer a lonely amateur cartographer
She's my Something Happy, she's my lack of hassle
She's my princess in another castle
But she's here for me, and it's never done
Inbox permanently set to (1)
We'll have some fun, we'll have some more
I can't wait to see what could be in store
I'd buy it all up just to bring her pleasure
She deserves it all by any measure
Postin' selfies up like some sorta trope
Keepin' likes up like a periscope
And when she's sick of our locale and says "Dude, let's go"
I'll be like that's the only move I know
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
Funny too, know what I mean?
If you want it, you know she's got it
She's the sweetest girl I've ever met
Think you're better, wanna bet?
She's everything that I ever wanted
I've bought lotto tickets, been to the casino
Never hit it big, and why? Now we know
All the luck in my life so I could cross her path
The greatest find of all that I could ever ask
From the moment we met, knew she was amazing
And she puts up with me, and that's what's crazy!
Channel my love for her, would never change it
Eight billion human beings and she's my favorite!
Hey it's true, just had to say it
Another dumb love song? Go ahead and play it
It'll always exist to serve as a reminder
'Cause there used to be a time I thought I'd never find her
There's hope for all, heal your purple hearts
If you feel you're at the end, probably just the start
Here's to every mistake that I would never undo
'Cause it all lead here: Tina, I love you!
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
Funny too, know what I mean?
If you want it, you know she's got it
She's the sweetest girl I've ever met
Think you're better, wanna bet?
She's everything that I ever wanted
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Blank page, time to sit and stare
Write rhymes? Why would they even care
But that's just depression at least a regression now speaking in place of a previous lesson
I taught myself empathy in turn found apathy sensory load now giving fried synapses
Oh boy, a delicacy where I'm from
Write under a lamp like a loaded gun
Intuition leanin' in like "I told ya son,
Never give into the compliments, if you do, yer done."
Fun, fun, fun... It's all I ever used to have
You know you're gonna miss it when it's gone
You know you're going to forget how to write the songs
You pretend like it's a struggle, pretend life is so grating
When we all know it's nothing but nostalgia in the making
Give it up
At least grow up
You know you're gonna miss it
Life as we know it is exquisite
Stop pretending like it sucks
Give it up
Dream state of mind, maybe you could help me find
A cut of my former clarity to free me from this bind
From behind I didn't see it coming like a freight train
Years of slacking off turned into a subtle way to inflate pain
I thought by now I'd be massive, I didn't mean the weight gain
They told me I had potential so I took it on myself to wait, lame.
So now I'm here, and I know it's not so bad
Because one day I will cherish everything that made me sad
Find a new form of self-punishment, that's the only sort of fun I get
Giving up is way too easy and so I can't believe that I haven't done it yet
Guess I'm here to stay, a forced cliche, no more to say
It's what I tell myself on the day just so I can keep the crushing feelings at bay (heyyy)
You know you're gonna miss it when it's gone
You know you're going to forget how to write the songs
You pretend like it's a struggle, pretend life is so grating
When we all know it's nothing but nostalgia in the making
Give it up
At least grow up
You know you're gonna miss it
Life as we know it is exquisite
Stop pretending like it sucks
Give it up
[x2]
Oh stop rambling, oh stop whining
You're doing well for yourself, and you're hardly not surviving
Could be striving for thriving or just desperate for rhyming
But the disparate meanings are caught in the disjointed timing
Signing off on your misery, your favorite coping mechanism
For a life that didn't need it, pretend you're trapped in a prison
When you've got your own keys, and you decorated the bars
Shooting for the stars from here wouldn't get you very far
And you knew that didn't you, a calculated risk
That added up to nothing when you're living just like this
You knew the outcome before you jumped
But you bathe in self-induced self-loathing like it's not something you made up
You suck
Give it up
At least grow up
You know you're gonna miss it
Life as we know it is exquisite
Stop pretending like it sucks
Give it up
[x2]
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